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OT...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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Listen to this old sot,
His philosophy is his humor,
Or that is at least this old sots rumor...

OT…


 


I want to write but of what I know not,


Will I rant and rave and speak of things I forgot?


Or will I elucidate on the unimaginable while toking on pot,


Suffice to say at the moment I am having a block…


 


But still I do try to make due with what I got,


Perhaps it is because I do write a lot,


What I call my brain does get tied in a knot,


The temperature here is decidedly today less hot…


 


Wish do I to travel the world on a yacht,


No longer in the woods where the bears do squat,


Surrounded by water as well no flies to swat,


Would have to learn Morse code, though I do know dashes,


I would have to be able to insert the dots…


          © ed ~ 8/17/05 


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 Reviews of "OT..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 18, 2005
For one with the "block" you did pretty well Ed!!

Love Tinka


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