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I am making the itinerary...by Rufuz
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I am making the itinerary…by Rufuz

 

A vacation daddy has got,

I want to go see uncle Scott,

Daddy wants to do some pot,

Though I know he won’t,

He likes his job too much,

They may make him pee on the spot…

 

Any further ideas will be welcome,

Maybe we can go from Kentucky to Chicago,

To visit uncle Eddie K and his doggies,

But daddy won’t ask, afraid he is he would be unwelcome…

 

Though I told him, I will be there too,

People always want to see me, so then they will see you,

I need you to drive the car, daddy,

Wouldn’t it be neat if we could rent a Caddy…?

 

No matter what we use,

Going together we can just cruise,

The weather in October will be cooler,

Making it easier for me to lie in the back and just snooze…

          © RUFUZ ~ 8.24.2005


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Reviewed on August 26, 2005
Ed,

Awwwwwwwwww...cute write! Have a great time, you and Rufuz!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 24, 2005
Dear Rufuz, our Dad's asleep, but I know he would welcome you as a guest in our house - he always lets dogs and cats stay with us on their travels - and seeing you would be lots of fun! And we're pretty sure he would let your Dad sleep out in the backyard, too!!! Hope you can visit in October.

Your Pals,
Blanca and Turbo

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 23, 2005
Awwwww this would be awesome Rufuz....pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze take me with!! I promise to bring my doggie tooooooooohoooooooooohooooooo!!

Love Auntie Tinky {damn now I am jealous too????

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on August 23, 2005
Happy tails to you! Watch what and where you pee and above all - enjoy your vacation!

Cynthia

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on August 23, 2005
never underestimate the power of intent


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