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Let other people be frank, I have a hard enough time being ED
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Let other people be frank, I have a hard enough time being ED…


 


Ed’s head most times is in the sky,


Yes you can say that Ed is mostly high,


He does as well spend time in bed,


So what you might say is Ed’s head is sky high while being as well in his bed…J


 


Let others be frank,


I have a hard enough time being Ed,


I herein to you do not play a prank,


I just want you to hear what I herein have said…J


 


It’s hard to be me,


This I am sure you can see,


I do live life on the broad side of lee,


It does not get windy here,


So I don’t have to have any of wind, fear,


I, as well as you, do live here on our rapidly deteriorating sphere…J


          © ed ~ 8/24/05


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 Reviews of "Let other people be frank, I have a hard enough time being ED"
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
HA HA! I can always count on you to come up with something clever that makes me smile...Michelle

Reviewed by Joni Stewart-Hague
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
Good you're Ed..... let 'frank' worry about himself. *grin*

Reviewed on August 26, 2005
Ed,

I like you being Ed. :) What's wrong with being Ed? You could be me...LOL

Or Rufuz. :)

Naaaaaaaaaaaaah. I love you just the way you are. Ed and all. :)

Good write. :)

((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
then yher's the importance of being earnest,
(but that wilde chap got there first)

cleaver write oh most potant potantate!

john+

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
Okay now both of you Ed's got me coocoofused...and I thought I knew who my friends were.......bummer!!

I think I will be me what ever Stinky side you see!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
Would you like some wind? We have plenty here :-) I couldn't be a Frank either, wrong sex. However I can be a Katharine, Kate, Kat, Kathy, Katrina, Kathyne, and a few I am sure I don't know yet, Oh wait almost forgot Kitty. Split personalities? Nah.......just everyojne has a different name for me. Funny in the streets and I hear these names.......it can get very confusing LOL.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
Damn it; as another Ed, and very tired of it, I was going to become 'Frank;' but you beat me to it. I guess I'll just have to be 'Joe' from now on.

Wait a minute! As an Ed, I am really confused; you don't want to be 'Frank,' Thanks!


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