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Wired
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Wired…


 


Too wired to sleep,


Too wired to wash my Jeep,


Too wired to even weep,


Though out of me you won’t hear a peep…


 


Acquired through the mail,


Required is a scale,


Attired in bright white,


Inspired by its use…


 


So little as to be quite selfish,


Not made from a shellfish,


Surprisingly got my wish,


Best if kept in a Petri dish…


 


Can’t sleep, not tired,


Back to saying I am thoroughly wired,


Still will get today a great deal done,


Hey its 7am and I can see the first rays of the sun…


          © ed ~ 9/5/05


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 Reviews of "Wired"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
As long as you don't get electricuted all will be fine...and no tripping...or unplugging needed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
Get busy.

Ron

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
always best to rewire when the sun comes out ... somehow i feel connected to this poem ... good write!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
How I do hate those sleepless nights.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
Your Bedroom...for your vibrator?

nice poem joisie.

oh, is there really a 7 o'clock in the morning...oh, what's morning like?
TX

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
Yikes! EM... You're awake at 7 am? That's MY time of the day. Shall we have coffee and try to unwire you?

Know why you're good? You write from the gut! You rhyme from that dreamer lurking around in you. Wanna argue about that? (grin) katy xox

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
Did you find some old black beauties left over from 1971 or have you been hitting the coffee pot one time too many? i need some of your energy...


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