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Gourmet Fish Food
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Here fishy, fishy, fishy...


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Gourmet Fish Food…


 


Dead I would be,


So return me to the sea,


A gourmet meal I would be for the fishies,


As well candles and wine,


Should be attached to my spine,


The only thing missing would then be some crackers & Brie…


 


Eaten on the run I would then be,


Who could turn down a meal for free?


Eating me in a hurry could then cause reflux I guarantee,


I guess I could be called an Ed Matlack medley…


 


No drinking and swimming,


A designated swimmer is needed,


Bet you though like people no fish is this to being heeded,


The bag that does cover my dead body so tightly,


Can be considered to be just so much trimming…


 


If one fish did on me exist,


For a long, long time could that fish subsist,


The fish chef would then wonder of what I do consist,


Hopefully eating of my internal organs,


Does not of that fish put him on the sick list…


          © ed ~ 9/8/05 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Gourmet Fish Food"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 8, 2005
You have to take "Bicarb" with you as tho blonde...think about the "Heartburn" when you are eaten by fishy/piscessy like me...geeez...have mercy on a empty stomach....feeding us with virusses and courmet meals so earlyyyyy in tha moooorning!!

Love Tinka {burp)



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