Daddy bought me a really good snack,

If I were to go hiking I would carry them in my pack,

Green they are the color of grass,

Daddy doesn’t know but they taste like female ass,

Sometimes though they do give me green gas…

They make my teefies white and my breath smell great,

I can lick at daddies face and he doesn’t pass out,

He does not also have to hold his breath,

I can’t understand it; I love to smell daddies breath,

Even after he eats that garlic stuff he is so fond of,

Hell, sorry ladies, heck, that stuff makes ME want to pass out…

I love him still, even with bad breath,

Maybe he should eat some greenies too,

Though not any of mine, I love them the most,

I won’t even share them with daddy,

I know, I know I am a lousy host…

          © Rufuz ~ 9.13.2005