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I Need a Good Excuse
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...humorous help I am asking for...

I Need a Good Excuse…


 


Hey out there in poetry land,


Can some of you or all lend me a hand?


A good excuse is what I am of in need,


A day off with pay so the doggie I can feed…


 


I wanna take Friday off,


Maybe if I call and fake a cough?


But no, as they will see me on Thursday,


Maybe I can tell them I ate a bad cheese soufflé…?


 


So, with all the talent of those of you out there,


Maybe you can just tell me something that might be considered fair,


I wait with bated breath whatever you do declare,


Please help me out of this predicament,


Really I just wish I were a multi-billionaire…


            © ed ~ 9/14/05 


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 Reviews of "I Need a Good Excuse"
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Ed,

I think the truth would be better. It always seems to work for me. Good Luck.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Oh tell the boss you were vleaning the zink and the cat was playing with the wrong ball thingy and now you are in PAIN and cannot sit ,stand ot walk an inchy bit!!

How about THAT??

Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Ah, I like Kate's idea! Good luck!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 14, 2005
how about, "Hey boss I need friday off to attend to some family matters." Rufus is family isn't he? :-)


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