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The law of gravity is only a suggestion
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The law of gravity is only just a suggestion…


 


Float on away out into the space,


Wearing nothing more than a bit of lace,


Try to keep up with the earth and its pace,


Or just jump up and down demanding grace…


 


Grace given, He will keep the score,


Pace you He will before down you go to fry,


Lace His favorite fabric through it He is staring,


Space His home, there he can do it all as well as gloat…


 


Keep in mind while floating away,


Gravity was only a suggestion,


It may have given you indigestion,


Remember also you cannot breath in space,


That is not just in your lungs congestion,


So I guess that floating away is out of the question…?


          © ed ~ 9/13/05 


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 16, 2005
Oh you are such a wise man!!

Gravity can be nasty...and allow you a HARD landing if not floating on the right cloud.....now I wonder which one would be the boobietrap!!

Lolo!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Oh sure get logical on me! :-) Fun write :-)

Reviewed by Sandi Schraut
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
well on earth quite a strong suggestion, outside of the atmosphere I guess is less so....Now in my imagination gravities suggestion is only that, a suggestion, I daresay in yours also lolol Terrific write!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Ed,

Your poem brings one down to earth. A fine realization.


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