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On-Star
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Humor? Maybe...maybe not?

“On Star”©…


 


To experience Big Brother,


Press your blue button,


Now “they” know where you are at,


What you’re doing,


And who you’re screwing…


 


Big Brother knows it all,


Start your car and go to the mall,


They will watch you take a dump in a stall,


They will see you when you fake that in store fall,


Out of that particular store you will have to crawl…


 


TV cameras on the road,


So sensitive they can zoom in on a toad,


This for our free future does not too well bode,


Someday cops will be able when you run away,


Stop your car altogether or even make it explode…


 


Each of us will one day have a code of numbers binary,


Better get your job now in a winery,


For working with and testing wine will offset the code,


Then they won’t be able to catch you when sitting on the commode…


 


You might think this to be funny,


But let me tell you most assuredly honey,


This is our future, our grand children’s legacy,


Don’t try now to fight it; it will be for you only a waste of money…


            © ed             ~ 9/15/05


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 Reviews of "On-Star "
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 17, 2005
Chilling thoughts but not so unrealistic, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 16, 2005
This little moment of reality is how things already are, Ed. Freedom has become a relative term.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 16, 2005
That is our now ...Ed
going on this very moment

Willaim .......Peace Brother

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on September 16, 2005
Truth leavened with humor is your forte.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 16, 2005
Thanks for sharing your humorous words!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on September 16, 2005
Ah Ed, so very true!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Yikes, things are always changing. I guess that's the way of the world.

Peace and happiness

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Glad I wont be around for this ride dear Ed...more than this spirit can take...thanks for the wake call though.

Allen

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 15, 2005
Full of humor and truth, I believe Ed!!! Bet Rufuz does too! arf arf!
In all honesty, I think they can do it now. Did you see on tv that they are putting code discs in the new car engines that can tell every place you go and I'm not sure how, but know your conversation too.When you think of what is on a tiny computer chip I guess nothing is too far fetched. Eileen


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