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My Pink Piggy Bank Lost Weight...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Needed gas,


Spent it on grass,


Or was it ass,


Remember I cannot, alas…


 


My bank over filled,


With money it was fulfilled,


My piggy bank needed to lose some weight,


Spending that money on gas I did with the self debate…


 


So spent it I did,


Yes I also bought half a lid,


Will keep warm this winter,


Fuel enough for heat,


Gas enough not to have to burn wheat,


Bought food enough for a few months with meat,


Will also have to break down the wood in my yard,


To a smaller more burnable splinter…


          © ed ~ 9/18/05


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 Reviews of "My Pink Piggy Bank Lost Weight..."
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on September 20, 2005
Why does your piggy bank look so much like Nicole Ritchie?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 18, 2005
Oh well at least you know you have done something good with tha money...now kill the piggy and have a "spitbraai" BBQ!!

He is so lean now you will have no heartburn I promise...even you will lose a few ponds...beware!!

Love Tinka


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