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I happen to love someone that is a pain in the a**
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For my beautiful, wonderful, loving Rene...may she live forever, riding me all the way...;)


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She does buy me things,


Fortunately though she never sings,


She does deserve a medal for putting up with me,


So I am glad I found one that suits her,


And fortunately the picture & medal are quite free…J


 


She has put up with me on my birthday,


Where I get quite grumpy and grouchy all day,


She has allowed me to be me, sometimes in the worse way,


Also she understands that Rufuz and I are close,


Though she sometimes thinks our relationship is quite gross…J


 


So for being a great big pain in my ass,


I send her this poem and this medal that will for life last,


I would like to pin it on myself, but I really cannot run too fast,


Though I wonder how fast she can chase me with a medal pinned to her ass…?J


          © ed ~ 9/19/05

 

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 Reviews of "I happen to love someone that is a pain in the a**"
Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2005
hmmmm, I would say faster than you can run.....lol.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2005
LOL. Yup world record timing prolly..

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2005
Pretty fast I would imagine LOL.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 18, 2005
You are truly one very cracked eggie!!

You sooooooooo funny...who cannot love you right back even pinne-up-the-ass!!

Rene kick him GOOD!!

Love Tinka


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