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Tampax...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Held back,

From a watery attack,

Perhaps New Orleans next time should stack,

 


A large pile of Tampax…


 

   © ed ~ 9/21/05

 
 


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 Reviews of "Tampax..."
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
funny Ed, if they did all the women in the world would go on strike

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
Great, short Humor.

with Rita headed at ME, tho i can only provide a reserved grin.
TX

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
Do you work for FEMA, by any chance??!!!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
AW heehee, ROFLMAO < you naughty boy you. Prolly the better of the brands for that sort of thing too.

Oh Dear what will he think of next?

Duchess read that and took off outside for a P
ONYA MATE
CH"ERIE

Reviewed on September 21, 2005
Your mind works mysteriously crazy!...but it is fun... heeeheee!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
OMG you are crazy...this proves it....hahahahahaha...but NOT such a bad Idea!!

Oh Gad you NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Almost missed the John with this one....HAVE MERCY DAMMIT!!

Love Tinky


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