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Insurance Saleslizard
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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One less insurance saleslizard more or less won't hurt...


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The gecko does sell insurance,


You have my therein assurance,


But from the beak of that wily bird,


I doubt insurance sales in the future will again occur…


 


He drives his own little car,


In the company he really is a star,


His own parking space, secretary & office bar,


What will the company do now, that bird is eating its star…


 


Maybe next they will hire an alligator,


Won’t be snatched up by some bird, no way,


Though they may have to hire themselves a translator,


They will also need someone that will to him cater,


This stupid poem is going nowhere, so let me for now say, see ya later…


          © ed ~ 9/21/05


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Insurance Saleslizard"
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
methinks the little shit could use some life insurance ...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
Oh eaten by a birdie....I hate those insurance gecko's...all they want is your bloody money and when they need to pay they always come up with that "small print" shit!!

So let the birdie eat his heart out!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Steve Joos
Reviewed on September 21, 2005
This was great! I laughed as I read it. Apparently you didn't make that 15-minute call to Geico Direct..


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