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Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the sa
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night…J


 


Unless you can sleep sitting on the pot,
Or maybe you call it in your area the can,
Either way, do not do the above,
Unless you enjoy brown smelly sheets, you WILL then need a fan…! J


 

Can’t sleep,

Can’t poop,

Clogged is your plumbing, yes I mean your bowels,

Keep a hose nearby, some soap and towels,

Or better yet you can sleep in with the cows…! J

 

Don’t ask why I tell you this,

Was it from personal experience?

I cannot say for sure,

Though till I get a shower don’t ask for a kiss…J

       © ed ~ 9/23/05
 


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 Reviews of "Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the sa"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
Fascinating, since I got home from down south, I can't stop pooping - I will gladly change positions with you right now, Twin Brother!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
Okay, I did need a chuckle and you tend to deliver on those, Mr. Matlack. Thanks again, fellow Jerseyean. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
Thanks for the humor, Ed. Take care. Love and peace to you.

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
Awwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!!

THIS ONE STINKS.>>>>BIG TIME......and never wash the "door" toooo eagerly in a hot bath tooo.....might just landup ina tha tub!!

Don't ask any questions and no lies will ever be told........gross!!

Love SSSSSSSSSSSSSSStinky

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 24, 2005
I take that as a YES, as in personal experience.

Hope you have a good hot water system LOL
Cdp XOXOX

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau
Reviewed on September 23, 2005
there is something wrong with you, and it ain't your bowels.....

you never fail to make me laugh (and worry about you)

your friend, alex

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on September 23, 2005
always said you were full of it, sleepyhead.

funny poem. good job.
TX


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