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Joisey & Noisey (Ed & Rufuz)
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Here we come, Walkin' down the street, Get the funniest looks from people we meet, Hey, hey we are two monkeys... (with apologies to the Monkeys)
Ed & Rufuz write for free, We write to make you us see, We are here for your entertainment, We write for the attainment of enlightenment� Me from New Joisey and he being noisy, As a comic team we have yet to visit Boise, Given though the chance we come to you but not from France, Just two crazy guys here to make you laugh, hey, give us a chance� Scratch our backs we will scratch yours, We write of humor and sometimes-differing shores, Sometimes he does bark about going to the Azores, Sometimes I write wishing there were no more wars, But all in all we do stick together hoping to bring to you less snore�s� � ed ~ 9/27/05

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Reviews of "Joisey & Noisey (Ed & Rufuz)"

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on September 28, 2005

funny Ed, you went to sleep after writing this, right

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on September 27, 2005

Hmm don't call us. Now there's a good fellow..lol

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 27, 2005

Always a joy to read U2!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Reviewed on September 27, 2005

Scratch our backs we will scratch yours,

We write of humor and sometimes-differing shores,

Sometimes he does bark about going to the Azores,

Sometimes I write wishing there were no more wars,

But all in all we do stick together hoping to bring to you less snore�s�

Dear Ed....another fantastic write from you my friend....you are very talented...love n luck....BHUWAN!!!

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