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Snapdragon
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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With thanks to Rene for the inspiration...


Poem Artwork

A beautiful flower this does be,


I wish that for life this one I could see,


But that is not what I wanted you to tell,


Though now I forget, into a hole my brain must have fell…


 


Oh yeah, that’s right,


Sometimes my bulb does glow quite bright,


I came here to say, to relate to you tonight,


I just discovered that I am now a snapdragon…


 


My brain and my sanity did altogether snap,


And the rest of me is really quite draggin’,


Unable as I am to express myself and all that crap,


You will note that I am totally and most completely behind everyone else, laggin’…


          © ed ~ 9/29/05


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 Reviews of "Snapdragon"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
LOLOL, oh dear, can he hold a watering can?
Rufuz I mean ;)

Well if it comes down to it, better a snapdragon, than a pansy eh
Oh dear shut up Ch'erie while you're ahead here.
Hugs
Chez

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
I just discovered that I am now a snapdragon…

Congrats! There are much worse things in life than being a snapdragon. I truly hope you blossom, and that Rufuz remembers to water you now and then!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
very well expressed Ed!!

Love Tinka


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