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Four short playing with words
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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               1.


 


Neophron percnopterus…


 


Pharoes chicken,


Good yes and finger lickin’,


It has not been on the menu,


Since the great pyramids were born,


For this one can feel altogether forlorn…


 


                2.


 


Scintillate, scintillate, asteroids minified…


 


They do twinkle in the distance,


Some are planets; some have a short existence,


Some are small having little subsistence,


Some take the path of least resistance…


 


                  3.


 


Surveillance should precede saltation…


 


Don’t jump in with both feet,


Unless of course you do land on piles of wheat,


If at the end of your fall there be solid concrete,


Be sure your will is written, signed and complete…


 


                 4.


 


Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony…


 


When death does become us,


Little can we do to speak out against,


Our bodies are then stiffened, our voices as well stifled,


Some are then cremated and considered condensed…


          © ed ~ 10/1/05


 


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 Reviews of "Four short playing with words"
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on October 2, 2005
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Don't steal neophron percnopterus, unless you have a male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony wish. Phew, that was a mouth full! LOL!!

God bless, Ed!

Sandie.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 2, 2005
You've played with words here in a most intriguing manner, my friend. Was this a 3 AM poem, perhaps?!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 2, 2005
Writes filled with humor...though quite meaningful... very wise Sir Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on October 1, 2005
The Beach Boys could make a song out of this Ed. "And we'll have FUN FUN FUN til' her daddy takes her keyboard awa-ay-ay!"

blessin's, keep having fun writing,
cynth'ya

Reviewed on October 1, 2005
Interesting!

Well, I have no idea what you are talking about anyway...

Kick up your heels...and kick that drunken fly that's been speaking on your behalf!!!!!

I have no idea what I'm saying either. It's contagious!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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