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Gettin' away with murder (sort of)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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He is such an angel in the picture...;)


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Tearing up the walls,


Ripping the curtain off the shower stall,


Doing this with his front claws,


Basically in general making a mess,


Who will to this atrocity confess…?


 


Not I, Dad of mine,


It was my evil imaginary friend this time,


He growls and barks at passerby’s,


Maybe the truth I will get if I ply him with wine…?


 


The perfect angel with his dad home,


But when he is working and out on the roam,


Rufuz does take advantage of this freedom,


Keeping the local populace at bay,


This happens from what I have been told everyday,


My home when I arrive in severe disarray…


            © ed ~ 10/5/05


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 Reviews of "Gettin' away with murder (sort of)"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 8, 2005
He sure does look caninely(?)angelic doesn't he? Delightful poem, Ed. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 5, 2005
Ooops I believe you Rufuz!!

Awwwwwww Daddy just look at me HOW CAN YOU even think I could do such a thingy!!

Love Tinky


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