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Never light a joint with no shirt on...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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They should have a category for stupidity...I could fill that one up!

Owwwww, that smarts,


Burns and stings,


Fortunately though it does NOT make me fart,


Though after the munchies, then we will see,


What eating all that junk will up bring…J


 


The ash does fall,


Slowly from the joint to my tummy,


The paramedics I may have to call,


Never has it happened before,


At least as far as I can recall…


 


Too watch it burn,


Into my stomach, I feel like an urn,


This you may have for me concern,


But not too fear, when high I have no feelings,


Or so I have in the past learned…


          © ed ~ 10/8/05


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Reviewed on October 12, 2005
Ed,

LOL--learned a lesson, eh? Burned yourself, I presume? Poor baby.

Excellent write, wise advice--I'll remember that. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tracey O' (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2005
Oh Ed,
You really out did yourself on this one! Perfection and such wise advice. Thank You so much!
Tracey (c :)xoox42

Reviewed by Bonnie Torrente
Reviewed on October 8, 2005
got any left?


Bonnie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 8, 2005
Hehehehe....sparks in my eyes reading this...I am sure it must be only a man thingy this!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 8, 2005
ouch!
been there done that
but I have no hair on my chest
and it was worth it

Peace Brother .......William

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on October 8, 2005
gives new meaning to "smokin".

this one made me smile, nice write.
TX


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