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Rufuz got all wet...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rufuz got all wet…J


 


He did when out for the walk he wanted,


In the pouring heavy rain,


I tried to tell him, to explain,


But out he wanted to go, into the rain…


 


Now when he got in,


Where did he head to dry off?


That’s right, up on my bed, making his daddy scoff,


Next time he goes out I will make him wear fins…


 


I could sit inside all day long,


But he wants out every so often to pee from his schlong,


Get daddy to use on him a towel so soft,


He has a better life than a king,


What he needs now is his very own loft…


          © ed ~ 10/8/05


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Reviewed on October 12, 2005
Ed,

HEY! Karen stole my line about "wet dog."

Poor baby...hope the sun shines soon.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 10, 2005
Poor Rufuz; nothin' worse than the smell of wet dog, hunh?? Hope he dries out soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Cute write!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 10, 2005
I confer with Andy, definately a Muttley Trick hehehehehe.

Loved it.

:)Ch'erie

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Makes me think of Muttley in wacky races..

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
chuckle

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Just need to move out and lethim take over.

Ron

Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Oh Dear Ed, This is so funny, poor Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
HAHA, it's been far too long since I've gotten to read of yours and rufuz's travels and adventures

;) hug rufuz for me and tell him i said to shake it good, letting the water drop all over daddy

:)gypsie

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Well there's a different slant on the old saying, "It's a dog's life." Rufuz, it would seem, has it pretty good:-) Enjoyed the write.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Rufuz isn't dumb, he knows you are already all wet, so his rainwet fur can't hurt you;-)

woof woof Ruffie...

Eileen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
hehehe...naughty doggie...but hey who cares...as long as daddy is happy with his mess...and mommy is not there to confess....Rufie will try his best NOT to pee in the van....whahahahaha...ooops sorry had to laugh!! My dog takes a dive in our swimming pool so often and will not start his shaking act before he is standing right next to me....I think he is just plain out to get me!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Rufuz wanted to copy his Daddy, wanted to take a shower in the rain. Can you blame him? Heeeheee!

Our pets are really taking advantage of us, because they know they can count on us to take care of them.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 9, 2005
Give 5 minutes off
for being naughty .....LOL

Peace Brother


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