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What is it I speak of...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No longer an eagle,


The symbol is not legal,


Better to be of protection,


The newest of the new selection,


Has been brought to the forefront by election…


 


It does protect in Washington all the dicks,


If given the chance no longer will there be any conflicts,


It has nothing to do with the river Styx,


But certainly does as well work when men lie with new chicks…


 


A red, white and blue symbol of our great nation,


Should have been used since its formation,


Some do find it to cause them great frustration,


Can’t get it up to fit, that’s your aberration…


 


The question is as follows,


Hope your brains are not hollow,


If as well attached to the end,


One does not have to swallow,


What is it I speak of?


If you do not know, don’t in your stupidity wallow…


       © ed ~ 10/19/05


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
Not wallowing sallow fellow. All the dickheads will love it.

Ron

Reviewed on October 20, 2005
Ed, Ed you're poeming fine, miss one line, your site is mine. Funny Ed, by the way did you paint the rubber?

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2005
Yup. America is a bad country all right. How can we allow all this freedom that we enjoy? We should be under the gun as most of the rest of the world is. I just don't understand what the founding fathers (see! no founding mothers or founding gays or no founding . . . well you get the picture . . . homophobes, one and all) was thinking when they gave every citizen the right to be heard in any ofrum they could. Don't understand wh it is that we can't be ruled by military generals like so many of the world's countrys sre . . . I am just at my wits end with frustration.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 20, 2005
It does protect in Washington all the dicks,

And now you know why I left DC - it protects them all too well!

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on October 19, 2005
You speak of climbing the flagpole. Protect your personal rights! Is yours flagging its colors today? Red, white, and blue, to all a happy screw!

Sage

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2005
HUH Brains..AS IF..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 19, 2005
Done in true "AMERICAN" style...bravo!!

WHat a lifesaver!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2005
of what you speak, is make
sure it don't leak?
Bush should be painted
in the middle....


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