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On top of my Lap
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Here she sits,


On my lap she fits,


Hard to though figure her type,


Always wanted her, now I understand the hype…


 


She does work well on as well the table,


No one did relate to me this as a fable,


We are getting to know one another,


She is sleek & trim just as was said on her label…


 


Light as a feather she is well known,


Had to myself use a full sized till I was grown,


This one though has my mind done blown


How else can I to you explain?


My new laptop is mine, not on loan…


© ed ~ 10/21/05


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 Reviews of "On top of my Lap"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2005
Been thinking of getting one of those! No loaning eh? darn!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2005
I don't think I'd like those darn things. Sure are a lot better as far as moving around with it, huh?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 21, 2005
Treat her kind or she might just give you a reboot...or whatever shock treatment to bring you back to earth..lol!!

Nope do NOT listen to Steve....that's dangerous moves to make...while driving!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 21, 2005
I second what steve said it's so good;-)...enjoy...splatttt...
hey rufuz you know where to come if you need a home...woof woof

Eileen

Reviewed by Debashish Haar
Reviewed on October 21, 2005
First I was thinking about naughty things, but then realised it was just a laptop...but then was curious for "he"..eh! Good job, keep writing.

Calvin and his sarcastic tiger (Hobbes)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 21, 2005
Laptops are great, I just wish they weren't so easily messed up. I guess that technology hasn't yet discovered how to make a computer that doesn't mind being dropped time and time again. (smile)
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on October 21, 2005
hope it improves your poetry writing. (smile)

enjoy. now you can write as you drive to work..talking on your cell phone & listening to your ipod.
TX

Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on October 21, 2005
Light as a feather they are. Makes me want one. Thanks for sharing.

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on October 21, 2005
Quirky QWERTY! Tip her a C note for the lap dance!

Sage


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