Latay is really coughee,

And coughee is just colored water,

Making latay colored water with caffeen,

Who da thunk what happens wen we turn offn the speel checker?

This new cumpooter ain’t got no educamashun,

Youse all knowz I is purty smart,

Cumpleated the turd grade, six times…J

Can’t add too well,

But man, can I ever seell,

My pa says I am the bestest sales gy he has,

I coold seell ice to an igloo,

Though sometimes it seams my brainz went up the flew…

I can’t rightly speel too good,

Got me a lot of learnin,

So I reely to be able shoold,

But I does reelly try hard,

I does gees I ain’t very avanti-gard…J

© ed ~ 10/22/05