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Cracked
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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JCRACKEDJ


The pain less intense,


I try to make no pretense,


Instead I do instead make no sense,


My insanity has finally crossed the fenceJ


 


No longer am I just insane,


I do now know I am as well inane,


No longer am I able to use my brain,


Lost it somewhere on an antediluvian plainJ


 


So please do live with the fact,


Let us all together make a pact,


I forever and always will lack,


Whatever is necessary to be less than crackedJ


© ed ~ 10/23/05
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 Reviews of "Cracked"
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
Cracked or not cracked. You write good poetry. Enjoyed this!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
Hope you feel better so0n
Don't know about the act better part.
We're all a littled cracked...
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
Cracked or not....thanks for sharing.....hope you feel better soon!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
No longer am I able to use my brain,
Lost it somewhere on an antediluvian plain

You may be in luck, my friend - I'm heading south again soon, and I think I'm driving right through one of those big old antediluvian plains - I will keep my eye out for it, and Fed Ex it back to you, if I run across it! You may have lost it on that recent vacation of yours.


Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
It ain't all its cracked up to be, Ed. Then again, what could be wrong with a crack.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
pain is something I'm very familiar with having to live with it daily,and the cracked metaphor is apropos! May you soon be rid of it! Keep dad warm Rufuz! woof woof...

Eileen
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2005
Being sane isn't everything it is cracked up to be.......insanity does have it highpoints :-)
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