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Don't test the waters with both feet
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don’t test the waters with both feet,


Too deep it may be,


Creatures may there eat your feet,


Stubs you may then have for life,


May not bother you,


But think of your wife!


Use maybe a long pole,


No not the short one between your legs,


Then your wife will really be mad,


In place of that you will have a peg!


© ed ~ 10/25/05


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 Reviews of "Don't test the waters with both feet"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
Your usual, silly self.

Ron

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
good one.
TX

Reviewed on October 30, 2005
Oh dear, too funny Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
Naughty minded you!!

Are those your ugly toes???

Love Tinky!!


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