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there is too much blood in my caffeine system
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Unable to stay awake,


I need coffee just for the sake,


Maybe as well something baked,


To bed I must go after eating my cakeJ


 


Caffeine is my of late chosen drug,


Better even, though not by much, a hug,


How long can coffee allow me to keep going?


It keeps me high, almost am I glowingJ


 


Too much blood,


Need in my arteries more crud,


Coffee looks and tastes like mud,


Though if I do not drink it,


My brain does work like a dudJ


© ed ~ 10/30/05


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 Reviews of "there is too much blood in my caffeine system"
Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on October 31, 2005
Too much caffiene can leave you trigger happy on the mouse button, as I just found out by sending the post before typing. Ah, well. Loved the poem. Now, where's my cup of Joe?

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2005
Drink freshly squeezed lemon. it is so bloody bitter one can only stay awake...

Reviewed by Debashish Haar
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
This was a cute one, Ed!

Calvin

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
nothing like a good cup of expresso to open up the eyelids ;)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
I am addicted to coffee too..without it I might just let someone elses blood flow freely!!

Time for another cuppa....good morning Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
I have to have my coffee with the caffeine
in it.
A man told me, His wife was going to make him
healthier. She changed his coffee to decafe.
He said he knew something was wrong after a week
of his wife's decafe. He started getting sleepy
too much. Also he started getting terrible head aches
He approached his wife about it and they had a big
fight and almost got divorced over it. True, no lie Ed.


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