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Ripped from my Loins
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For her I will never forget...


Ripped from my Loins…


I miss her shiny clean little feet,


Her brand new sneakers,


Bathed she was daily quite neat,


I do miss applying lotion to her little seat…


 


Taken from me before her time,


Married to another into his bed she does climb,


He does tell me he does treat her just fine,


Can I believe him or is he just like other men, slime…


 


I allowed her departure,


Felt it was for her own good,


An arrow I do save from a cupid archer,


I hope you have not misunderstood…


She has been replaced,


By a newer face,


But forever will I recall,


My first love,


The Jeep Grand Cherokee that firstly did me enthrall…


© ed ~ 11/6/05


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 Reviews of "Ripped from my Loins"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 7, 2005
You know what? Every time one of these babies show face I think about you!!

Good old ladies are hard to forget!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2005
Ed. Don't know why. But I kinda found some thing I can't explain but only feel. Is that I feel a sadness here. Kinda weird huh.

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2005
Superb Ed. that really is our first love. I still have mine and of course it is a he. A Chevy Luv his name is Lil Red.
I love this poem You always bring a smile my way. Thanks!
Tracey42xoox(c :)

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on November 6, 2005
nice twist

Reviewed on November 6, 2005
An interesting poem with a twist at the end. Good job, Ed!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 6, 2005
Can't say that I blame you, old friend - first loves are very hard to replace. But here's a suggestion: try applying lotion to Rufuz's seat, and see what happens!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 6, 2005
You tease! Well I guess you go for cars!;=)

Woof Rufuz!



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