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Dems da Brakes...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Dem’s da brakes…


Early today into work,


Fortunately the boss is no longer a jerk,


Gotta check out my van for winter travel,


Specifically my brakes before they unravel…


 


New tires and such in addition,


This today will be my earlier mission,


Would rather stay home and read,


But must be sure of on the road my position…


 


Upkeep is a pain,


Must though be safe, never lame,


My company car is more mine,


Than even the Jeep sitting next to it,


Covered with a tarp to protect it from acid rain…


© ed ~ 11/8/05


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 Reviews of "Dems da Brakes..."
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 8, 2005
safety is a must when entrusted with compamnt wheels ... be happy you're not paying those steep jersey insurance rates ...

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2005
The joys of motoring...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 8, 2005
You better protect yourself and old Rufuz from that Jersey Acid Rain, too, my friend. If you need an Ed and Rufuz tarp, left me know!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 8, 2005
As long as you get paid for your hard work and the new brakes....nothing to complain about huh...come to think about it....you bloody heavy on tyres and brakes...how many miles did you do??

Just joking!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on November 8, 2005
and yooze cumplain about my spellin...
but we both can write
word for word

hey cn iz cut the brake line?
give you the ride a yooozze lif
TX (rules)


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