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Political Mudslinging
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Political humor I suppose...?


Why…?


If someone cannot win on their own merit,


They should then seek shelter in a burrow with a ferret,


Instead of using the money they did from family inherit,


Better not to as well sound like a political parrot…


 


Unable am I to vote,


Still I dislike seeing candidates grab each other by the throat,


That behavior really does for me get my goat,


On this I am sorry if I do dote…


 


Out of this our country should leave the mudslingers,


Worse they are than from the past gunslingers,


Personally I am neither a right or left winger,


These politicians are nothing like that of swingers,


Though they seem to feel they are better,


Think it would help if to one of them I did write a letter…?


© ed ~ 11/9/05


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 Reviews of "Political Mudslinging"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
Me so politically stupid have no answer here....lol!!

But love mudwrestling yeah......heheh!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
If someone cannot win on their own merit,
They should then seek shelter in a burrow with a ferret,

Poor ferret - I would hate for him to have to go through that.



Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 8, 2005
I second that ...write the letter. They have all blurred into the same person as far as I'm concerned, and the name they go under is useless! But then so are the rest of us...we deserve each other...


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