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trippin'
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Trippin’…


Damn holes in the grass,


fell right on my ass,


Tree limbs as well do litter,


Trying herein to be as always a kidder…J


 


Landed on my posterior,


Hurt some but more in my interior,


Bruised was my pride feeling quite inferior,


Lost also a tooth from my anterior…L


 


Drinkin’ & drugs can do that sometimes,


Walking harder most times than the climb,


Seems to me more than a crime,


Why do you think I keep hearing chimes…? J


A fall I did take,


A mistaken footfall I did make,


Was playing with Rufuz just for his sake,


Glad we did not play in the deep end of the lake…J


© ed ~ 11/10/05


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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2005
LOL. I can relate. Had to jump into a lake to rescue my mums old labby. She jumped. Never thought about how to get out...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 10, 2005
Eddie got an Ouchie! Shake it off, Brother, and now, go play in the deep end of the lake - who knows what you might find?!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
Hahahahahaha.....sorry.....hahahahaha......splish splash I am taking a bath on the wet grass...I trippen and falling on Rufus's calling....oh whatttangggggg ball!!

Love Tinksssssssssssssshame...SORRY COULD NOT KEEP MYSELF IN!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 9, 2005
Ed you're just too funny! Not that I'm laughing at your fall I'm sure you have an owie;-) It's just how cute it happened playing with Rufuz...Woof Arf woof woof good boy Ruf!;-)lol Just kidding ed

eileen


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