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Optional Equipment
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If I had my druthers,


I would buy all equipment optional,


On planes, on cars and all equipment others,


Especially would I buy a boat like above,


The kind that around a buoy fits like a glove…J


 


I have run into sand bars,


And once even a bridge,


Both times throwing me overboard,


Till seeing stars I absolutely did…J


 


Sunk one boat,


Never again did it float,


Its probably still there,


Though I could not tell you where…J


 


Boaters are a rare breed,


We may smoke it, but never plant a seed,


Our boats are our dreams,


Sometimes though nightmares do invade,


This guy ran into the buoy while getting laid…J


© ed ~ 11/19/05


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Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2005
hahaha

what a thought!!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 19, 2005
What a bummer!!! That looks like it was a very nice boat. LOL
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on November 19, 2005
ROFL!

Oh Ed I hope he was at least able to enjoy a finish!;O)
This is too funny, and ummm Ed I hope never to hear you in the same predicament!;O)

~Nikki~

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on November 19, 2005
Reefer MADness and a hard act to follow! Bent it hell, broke it!
The last line went limp, Ed! Thanks, I enjoyed!

Sage

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 19, 2005
Whahahahaha...that's a bummer...hope they gonna find a name for the
quickStop"....had no time to reverse.....Oh shit!!

Boot-booty-boot-booty..row your boat gently next time!!

love Tinky

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2005
That sure could spoil the mood but what a story to tell! Maybe its a good thing I don't drive boats............

Reviewed by Suzy Karnow (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2005
;-) LOVE this!


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