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All man...
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She is all man, that’s what she is,

Though she still sits to take a piss,

Unless her aim is really straight,

I sure as hell wouldn’t want her for my mate…

 

Bigger muscles than I got brains,

That’s not sayin’ much I realize with strain,

Seems she did already break her womanly chains,

Far be it from me to tell her she looks quite strange…

 

Born a woman, only to become a freak,

Bet she could kill using just one butt cheek,

She may think she looks really sleek,

If I had to have that physique,

I would rather be a totally weak geek…

© ed ~ 11/22/05
 

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Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2005
Wonderful Poem. I don't think any of those men or women look so great. It's gross actually!
Thanks Ed!
Tracey 42xoox(c :) Happy Thanksgiving!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2005
Women can get really ugly?
Happy Thanksgiving!
Will Rufuz leave you any leftovers Ed?
Hope so............(0:

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on November 23, 2005
Are you sure that's a woman's picture, Ed?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 23, 2005
And I agree...a woman should be a woman Not a muscle machine....but what Andy said...well i am sure MOST of the true Men on the den would agree with him.....whahahahaha...even his mouth muscle is bigger than hersssssssss......lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 23, 2005
You are in luck, my friend - I happen to have just the elixir you need - for a mere $19.95, taken twice daily, you, too, can be the man you want to be. But hurry with your order, supplies are limited.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 23, 2005
Ed,

I'm still laughing at what Andy said. I think the picture shows power but lack of femininity. Your writing is right on. I sure wouldn't want a woman who looked like she could kill me with a good backhand.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2005
Ha bet I have one muscle bigger than hers...I HOPE!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 22, 2005
hahaha I wholeheartedly agree!!! I get nauseated when I see women
look like that I'm glad dogs have better sense than to do that, right Ruffie!;-)woof!

Eileen


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