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Who asked for this weather...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Certainly not I...


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Snow we do got,


Though it does not look like a lot,


Flow it does eastwardly to where sails a yacht,


Grow this storm, oh please God, must not…


 


Not such a bad day to drive,


Cot sleeping I would rather derive,


Pot smoking too would be pleasant when home I arrive,


Rot it does my brain, how long would I survive…?


 


Coastal storm this one has been,


Postal employee’s this storm did bring chagrin,


Nothing more to rhyme with coastal, pass me a gin,


Anything further would wear away my brain, my head within…


© ed ~ 12/5/o5


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 Reviews of "Who asked for this weather...?"
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on December 7, 2005
Brrr! Pass me a hot toddy, sandwich and the TV remote! I didn't ask for this weather, I'm staying inside! Good write.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 6, 2005
Mortal, corporal, emortal, postal....hehehehehe.rhyms with coastal...right??

Anyways the weather here is good so...I will keep my bad side on the GOOD side today!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2005
Ah, man, if we couldn't xomplain about the weather I guess we'd burst. It is too hot in the summer. Fall is the harbringer of winter. Spring is a nice change from that. Two outta four nice days isn't bad. Oh, forgot about the tornadoes in spring and lots and lots of rain in both spring and fall which overrun the creeks and rivers, causing flooding which take houses away. Drat. Maybe when they colonize the moon, the weather up there will be good. Let us hope.


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