From out of the great northwest he comes,
Riding his reindeer steed on the run,
His steeds name is Bourbon,
When he leaves you hear,
HiHO,HO,HO Bourbon, lets have another little drinkie and GO!
A Bottle of Bourbon for SantaEd…
A request from Santa, er, uh, Ed,
To leave him a bottle is what he said,
Guess he will be staying the night as well,
Hope he does not think he is sharing my bed…!?
Old Weller, 107 proof,
After he does land on my roof,
Rufuz will let out a loud woof,
As a replacement for Santa,
Old Ed Kostro is a drunken goof…
Each year some look forward to his coming,
Though for me I look forward to his going,
We may not get to see him anyway,
He has trouble with directions when it is snowing…
Think I will go hunting for steerhorns out in the pasture and seal another one with beeswax just to drink Old Weller from. Beast of Bourbon might be just what I need for some inspiration! Good, colorful write, Ed. Merry Christmas! I have Rufuz's sock hanging on my fireplace mantle.
Now you are talking, Little Brother - Old Weller makes this old feller very happy. Throw in some Polish Vodka, too. Thanks, and this year, I'm bringing lots of critters with me. Stock up on dog, cat, bird, and reindeer vittles - my critters get mighty hungry on our long trips.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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So be on alert......wooof!!
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