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Jingle my bells...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Turn off that incessant Christmas music,


Radio stations playing it since November first,


I may enjoy it some but I have alleviated that thirst,


Every time its heard the channel gets changed,


And you should have heard me as I cursed…


 


Tired of Elvis and a Blue, blue Christmas,


No more Springsteen and his Christmas on the boardwalk,


I have even been inundated now bored with Bing & his White Christmas,


No more neither of the shrill voices of the Vienna boys Choir,


Its gotten to the point where I cannot even hear myself talk…


 


Hey, I really do like classical Christmas fare,


Music lightly being transmitted over the waves air,


I get to the point though of wanting to hit the radio with a chair,


But after two solid months, give me a break, its only fair…


© ed ~ 12/24/05


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Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 24, 2005
I think that they should start playing Christmas music intermittently about 3 days before Christmas then about 4 PM on Christmas Eve play it through about 3 the next afternoon. It would make me a whole lot happier. I too get tired of the same old songs being played relentlessly for 6 weeks. Just a suggestion, you might try the Polka Station they don't EVEN sound like carols when played that way.

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 24, 2005
I am with you here....me NOT in a Christmas MOOD at ALL!!

Oh anyways...Merry Christmas to you and Rufuz,,,,oh and Rene.... Okay!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 24, 2005
And You Wonder Why Santa picks your chimney - to Unload, Mr. Scrooge!

Hope you can find some other music soon, to soothe your irritated soul.

PS Want me to send you a tape of me singing Country Western Tunes - in Polish? (It's pretty damn good!)


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