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Invited
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Out we are to go, Won’t to there drive slow, Wish it would snow, What can I say, I am just a free food ho’… Rufuz going too, Can’t him leave home to feel blue, Kids he can play with & otherwise pursue, Watch where you step, something he may leave for your shoe… Afterwards we can do our wash, Sorry this poem is just so much bosh, Never said it before, saying it now, I ain’t got much panache… © ed ~ 12/25/05

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Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

Why wait till you get invited
Food taste better when you crash in
On reletives, what they going to do
throw you on Christmas day?
No Way,
LOL

Merry Christ Ed
William
Peace Brother

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

I agree with Jude :-) and I like Sherry's take on it too !

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

Glad you got the invite and there is nothing wrong with being a food Ho, Ed. Those of us who cook are thrilled to see people eat our food, even if they seem like they are bellying up to the trough and inhaleing all that is within their reach. Once you feel like you are going to burst we roam over, all pumped up from your praises, and offer you dessert (how could you possibly turn us down?). Then as you say goodbye because you know if you smell food for another moment you will be hurling for the next hour, we hand you a plate to go, because we know we will NEVER eat all those leftovers. We cook that food for you, and we appreciate it when you eat it.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

Hope you had as good a day as I had;-) Merry wo0f w0of Rufuz! got lots of panache;-)...aunt eileen

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

lol ... on the contrary, you have a flair for the unexpected ;)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

We all be free food ho's sometimes. What was that? Panache? That I just stepped on?

Ron

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

What can I say, I am just a free food ho’…

ROFL. Thank you, thank you for one of my best laughs so far today, Ed! Merry Christmas again...~~Nordette

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

Pig out.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

Have Fun, fun, fun....and enjoy the "free food ho-ho-huh!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on December 25, 2005

Ha! Ha! A "free food ho"... THAT is FUNNY! I wish I would woulda thunk it.... perfect....
In Spirit,
Bear

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