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Sixth Degree Belt of Masturbation
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Damn I’m good,


I ain’t from the hood,


In my hand it stood,


In your face I would,


Made I am of wood…


 


Inches & girth,


My right worn out,


Buried in the earth,


Do you find this to be of mirth…


 


Powerful is it,


Batteries not needed,


I do so unimpeded,


Maybe a poetic verse,


Here is unneeded,


Far be it for me to be conceited…


© ed ~ 1/1/06


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 Reviews of "Sixth Degree Belt of Masturbation"
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
LOLOLOLOL--damn, you are good. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Watch out for splinters, though (SORRY!).

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 2, 2006
Huh????

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 2, 2006
In England we use another term. And it is not anchor.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 2, 2006
Boys and their toys!!!! "It is not the size of the wand but the magic in the stick, Ed" Work it...uh-huh!! LOL
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 2, 2006
Wow! You really started out New Year with a Bang!

PS Is that Sixth Degree Belt the highest level, or are you still in training??

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 2, 2006
MMen don't do that. Do they? I mean meen don't do that and TELL about it. Do they? Men . . .

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
The Dead Seed Poet Society is a jerk off in the wind! Spewing forth into the New Year, at least you're not queer! Hand jive...

Sage

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on January 1, 2006
Hahahaha! cute poem, hold on tight and don't let this one slip from your hand
LOL


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