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I love to give Daddy the tongue...by Rufuz
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He comes home after a long hard day,


I talk to him and we play,


I really do enjoy as well to give my daddy the tongue,


For when it comes to my big red tongue, I really am hung…


 


He giggles and says my whiskers do him tickle,


My daddy is really something so greatly fickle,


He laughs with me and grabs my teeth,


I even let him tickle me and scratch my “pickle”…


 


He has me on a diet now,


All I can say is, I guess, Wow,


He makes really good dinners for me,


As a doggie chef he is the best can’t you see…


 


If I don’t finish my dinner,


To the stray cats it goes, so I get thinner,


He feeds me more than enough,


He really does not make me in any way, gruff…


© RUFUZ ~ 1.4.2006


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 Reviews of "I love to give Daddy the tongue...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
LOLOLOLOL! Rufuz, you bad! LOLOLOLOLOL!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

But what a great poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
ROFL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
In my next life I wanna be a dog treated like you Rufuz!!

Great Job Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Ed
This a great write
A joy to read, I'll read it to my grandkids
Sounds like a kids book
I see you spoil your buddy too
But don't tickle his pickle, too many times......LOL

William ......Peace Brother

Reviewed by Henry Lefevre
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
Which one gets spoiled the most?

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
great

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
All of us dog lovers understand this one.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
It's a dogs life...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 4, 2006
He's fickle, and he likes to tickle your pickle??!!!

PS Did he buy that Michigan City blanket for you? We seem to be missing one just like it! But since you use it, Rufuz, we won't make a fuss.


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