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This tube of Preparation-H not for human consumption…
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Rated "G" by the Author.

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I ate it, I really did, Away to my hemorrhoids I wanted to bid, Did not know I was supposed to spread it on my rear, Eating it only got it from the inside, then near… J © ed ~ 1/8/06

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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray

Reviewed on January 10, 2006

You hafta be kidding...right???? I'd say too funny, but i'm sure it wasn't

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on January 9, 2006

You'll just eat anything won't you? LOL.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 9, 2006

You totally lost it.....call Dr. Phil!!

LOL!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on January 9, 2006

Why am I not surprised?

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on January 8, 2006

You are too funny.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on January 8, 2006

Cute one, Ed.

Was it good? I always said you were a pain in the ass, but I love you just the way you are, anyway.

Your buddy, Scott

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on January 8, 2006

I hear it's the latest fad to use on ageing skin,it's supposed to really work on wrinkles,many top Stars apparently are using it on their face.
I'll have to buy a tube but I won't eat it,,,yukky Ed!
You are funny.
Best wishes always
(piles of laughter coming your way from down under now...ha ha ha!)
From
Kay.

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