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Some days you are the dog, some days you are the fire hydrant…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just keeping you all up to date and I can keep my hand in as well...


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Today I was the fire plug,


Or on the windshield a bug,


Was a day to fill my drugs,


A kind of a day it was I could really use a hug…


 


The doctor did stretch me,


My back out of shape, you see,


For a time the pain did dissipate,


Though not for long, my pain did return,


Wish forever it would just abate…


 


My hair today was cut short,


My day being so bad I do not wish to purport,


Just wanted you to know how my back I did contort,


Rufuz was out for a ride as well,


Today he did with me cavort…


© ed ~ 1/10/06


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 Reviews of "Some days you are the dog, some days you are the fire hydrant…"
Reviewed on January 11, 2006
((((((HUGS))))))) from a fellow fire hydrant. :) Enjoyed this one, and pray it gets better.

Love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 11, 2006
Awwwwww....hopefully you feel better by now!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on January 10, 2006
:( HUUUUUGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I'm sorry you're not feeling well Ed...get lots of rest and make sure Rufuz gives ya the good drugs *wink* *wink*

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on January 10, 2006
I hope your feeling better soon and that Rufuz is taking good care of you.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2006
Hell, my lungs are kicking my ass as I sit here too. Emphesyma is no joke. Make thst two fire hydrants.


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