Toys that gather dust on shelves & nooks,

Old rods, junk in cabinets,

And the ever present fishing hooks…

Get rid of it all,

Send it to the crusher,

Trash it, in cash it, open a store in the mall,

There is so much in here junk,

I feel as though for trash I got a gusher…

So if I don’t use a certain male member,

For 6 months or more I can’t remember,

Was it just this past December,

Or was it as far back as last September…?

Should I get shed of that part,

I use the back regularly when I fart,

In my chest beats a relatively healthy heart,

But between my legs I fear it already did depart…J

© ed ~ 1/14/06