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A stinky subject, at best
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry but I only writes em' as I gets em'...;)


 


Killer farts,


Coming from my internal parts,


Gurgling & gas, could it be the tarts,


I need a doctor that deals with farts…


 


Lethal farts,


Its been two days,


I will let it go further a ways,


What crawled up inside and died,


I’ve no idea, I just wish it would from the inside out slide…


 


Fatal farts,


Sorry to burden you with this subject,


I had hopes you would not object,


Rufuz wanted out, couldn’t breath I suspect,


Wish I knew how to this problem eject…


© ed ~ 1/17/06
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Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
Gigglin' and gaggin' here Ed. I think you need to find out what is going on with you...I am still guessing food poisoning, but it could be parasites too, so if the fatal winds don't stop blowing soon, I suggest you get your butt (and the rest of you) to a doctor.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
is that what i smell on the breezes from jersey? didn't you guys over there ever hear of the Clean Air Act?
Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lol man, I'm chocking here Ed, LOl Poor Rufuz I suspect he'll get his own back soon.

Paul;-)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
PEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Just kidding

the farts, not the writes...I know allllllllllll about farts, I'm the champeen farter in Texas. :)

Learned from the best: my Daddy. :) Gad, he'd nearly kill me with some of his.....LOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
Put a cork in it silly!

I do love living in a space where no man has .......farted! :-)

;-)
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
Poor Rufuz! I can always count on you for a giggle Ed! (Try stool softener tabs-they're over the counter at any Walgreens). What's stuck in the chute will come sliding out, ending your stinky problem for a few days. (I can't believe I'm dispensing this advice in a review!!!!) ha ha!! Michelle
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
Poooooh...I can almost smell you across the deep blue sea....lol!!

Seems like you are feeling a little better.....huh??

Love Stinky
Reviewed by alejapoet@aol.com Bennett
Reviewed on January 17, 2006
This was very unny and every now and then we need real lie poems and this is all apart of life. keep your sense of humor always and God bless you always.
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