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Afraid
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...seems this brush with sickness has not improved my poetry any...


Afraid to eat,


Afraid to drink,


Squeezing shut my seat,


Afraid I will have to poop again,


This time maybe in the sink…?


 


Took double dosage,


Must be my older age,


All the world may be a stage,


But getting sick puts me into a rage…!


 


A cork I do need,


To my crack I can it feed,


Held out long as I can,


So far it seems I did succeed,


To stay far and away off the throne, yes as well the can…J


© ed ~ 1/18/06


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 Reviews of "Afraid"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
hahahahahaha.....oh shut up ED....laughing can make it worse for me tooo....no control on the poopmuscles........peeeeeeeeew!!

Stinky pooh love you!!

Love STinksssssssss-sisA


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