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Pardon me, friends
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Pardon me, friends… Of late I have been sick, I have this inability to long sit, Few, if any, comments I have left, Good news is though, I think I have lost some of my heft… I have become of late quite attached, To my toilet & sink, Never thought with them I was matched, Flowing I am from the inside out, Wonder how long I can survive this bout… So please pardon my lapse of comments, Sleep and sh** I need to do herein too, If you will bear with me for a little longer, Hopefully I will come out of this just a little stronger… © ed ~ 1/22/06

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Reviews of "Pardon me, friends"

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

No problem shitty Edity...get well soon okay!!

hope you have been to a doctor...this could be serious...get help ASAP!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Candy T (Reader)

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

don't feel comfortable laughing at your ailments - but you seem to be amused yourself - so i confess that i lmao! hope you feel better :)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

hmmm well Ed, me thinks it is time to find out what the heck is going on with you. I hope you are better soon.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

Well, excuuussseee me! Hope you are better soon. Don't waste away on us.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

Double dittoes to Ed's remarks. Damn, man.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

If you will bear with me for a little longer,

Wait a minute - I thought bears sh*t in the woods, not in a motor home. You better go for a long walk in the Barrens, my sick friend, that would probably fix you right up.

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