I was talking to Rufuz about Ed
I can't believe what he said
I guess poor Ed is under the weather
He's feeling worse than a used feather
So I sent him a new pill to take
I hope he doesn't think its a fake;-) 'etw'

 

Depression,

Underappreciated,

Job sucks,

Money worries,

All the above & more,

Maybe it can help me as well not to snore,

Also with my butt I am at war…

 

Can’t eat without getting sick,

No ice cream can I even lick,

Why can’t they make drugs that for me click,

Maybe what I need is to get hit with a flying brick…

 

One more drug on the market,

Another cure for what ails,

I don’t care if it is made from whales,

As long as it works, don’t tell me the details…

 

So please to the companies that care,

Help me and others past this feeling of despair,

I need a drug to help me to just sit here and stare,

Keep me drugged and out of it,

No one will I tell, I make you this oath, I doubledog swear…

© ed ~ 1/26/06