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Daddy, why don't you lift your leg...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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So, Daddy, why not,


Are you better than me,


Do you think it makes you look less like a dog,


I am proud of being a dog, but that you already can see…


 


Well Rufuz, my lad,


I don’t think myself better,


Sometimes though I am in a hurry,


And to lift my leg to pee, I may fall over and not get up,


Making me in the end to feel less than glad…


 


You dear Rufuz have four legs, whereas I have but two,


Unless I get down on all fours and sniff the ground with you,


You do that quite so well, I think for a human it might be taboo,


So for now let me end this rather, for a dog, analytical review…


© ~ 2/8/06


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 Reviews of "Daddy, why don't you lift your leg...? "
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
We had to laugh before we could even read. Amazing conversations you two are sharing with us, thanks Rufuz, thanks Ed!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
I can just see you two sitting down there in the snow under a tree...Rufuz performing his pee act ...you watching the snow go yellow....and go all mellow inside of not being as "cute" as Rufuz...lol!!

Love Aintie Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
He's fooling you Rufuz, he does lift his leg when you aren't looking.;-)

Read my news, George Carrol needs prayer!

Eileen^

Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Rufuz,

it's because your daddy was made a HUMAN and you are a Dog, so humans have to do things diffrently. And because Dogs are smarter, too, besides! *grins* Cute write; well done, Dog! :) *arf!*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your stupid Human friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Ed,

Because that's the way it is, Rufuz; man is inferior to the superb creature, Dog. :) It would be easier, though. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
You need both legs firmly planted and both hands to size up the circle where you write your initials in the yellow snow, Ed! Say hi to Rufuz.

Sage


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