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Trashed...
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Can you tell me, Did I survive the crash, My poetry did with my mind backlash, Can you tell if I did live, can you of me see�? Stuck in reverse, My clutch does not engage, No fluid in the system, Stuck forever in this cage� Should be writing of what I know, Of the ocean when the winds do blow, Of humor and comedic satire, Instead I sit here and allow my middle age spare tire to out blow� � ed ~ 2/8/06

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Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

You are just too much Ed!;-) Rufuz why don't you teach your dad how to do things. He gets in all kinds of mess-ups!woof woof!

Eileen^

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

Aha....Instead I sit here and allow my middle age spare tire to out blow�

what an outlet....I swear Rufuz is the one suffering...while you get fast relief....lol!!

A stinky ending dity!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

ROFL. Yes, you did post this in the right category, humor! ;-) ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

If it's only a spare tire, change it, and get going..

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

LOL...well, I just finished my workout so I am feeling GOOD and ready to take on the day. We each have our own way of unwinding; sometimes just sitting and relaxing feels great.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

Ed knows not what to write,
My, what a great big plight,
Just take a look around,
Write, and you will astound.

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