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Snow Monster
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...even the Jersey Devil is afraid...


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From beneath he comes,


Paws he has no thumbs,


He hides in snow, till you do succumb,


Your death dirge in the sound of the drum…


 


Just a puppy some may say,


Till you are attacked like prey,


If seen you must run with no delay,


Your welcome with him don’t overstay…


 


He swats you with his paw,


Leaving you quite in awe,


Kisses you with his tongue on your jaw,


Tasting you before he does of you maul…


 


Fear not, he is here with me,


Sleeping and dreaming his monster dreams,


In his dreams he hears his human scream,


Laughing all the way home, the snow on his coat does gleam…


© ed ~ 2/13/06


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 Reviews of "Snow Monster"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 14, 2006
Hahahaha awwwwwwwwwwwwwww this is soooooooooo adorable....you made my day beautiful Rufuz old boy...I laughed out loud even my own dogs started to bark...thought I was crazy!!

I bet your daddy rolled with you in that snow!!

This Delightful precious Pic a keeper for sure!!

Happy Valetines day Moster You!!

Love Auntie Tinky

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 13, 2006
Boys and dogs never grow up...what a delightful photo, sounds like you are both having way too much fun!
love and peace...Carole

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2006
Awww, but so lucky. Would love to see real snow...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2006
LOL thanks for the wonderful memories. My Sheltie enjoyed the snow this much as well :-)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2006
Bigpaw of New Jersey, the stuff of legends.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 13, 2006
LOve it! You look great monster snuwrufuz!wish I were frolicking in the snow with you;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Christopher Carroll (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2006
Great one Ed. Love the picture too

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 13, 2006
His companion, that old Jersey Devil, should be afraid - and he should be very nice to him - Who knows what dark sinister thoughts might linger in the mind of the Snow Monster!

Reviewed on February 13, 2006
LOLOLOLOL

Too funny; he is the cutest snow monster I have ever seen! Looks like he is enjoying himself! Well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on February 13, 2006
Ed,

Sounds like you and Rufuz are having fun. :) What else to do with nearly two feet of white? It looks good on him, and you--

Love the humor and positivity of this write. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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