Gotta bend over and pull them up,

Before I get bit on the butt by my pup,

If I were female I would wear a double D cup,

I know to me you want to say shut up…

 

Damn if I ain’t got the cutest butt,

May be cuter than in front my gut,

Okay, I admit it I write like a nut,

Live do I with my hairy old mutt,

In an double X hut…

 

Two chairs I do need,

You must, I’m sure agree & concede,

Never will I ever achieve light speed,

Walking is for me a hard deed,

Though to the dealer I do so and succeed,

Only to buy a small amount of the wacky weed…

 

If with this big assed ass I have to contend,

I must do so without the drink,

So out comes the weed, I do not pretend,

Will do so till that fateful day when my fat ass and I,

Are called by the gods to ascend…

© ed ~ 2/20/06