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Redneck Houseboat
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My house I have found,


You can’t turn my thoughts around,


The girls do love me, so many abound,


It doesn’t sink, this does me astound…


 


Cruisin’ through the bayou’s,


Back water towns I sail through,


They all stand and gawk,


Only a precious few do balk…


 


My home on the river,


And oh can I deliver,


Someday though to the ocean I will go,


As long as I stay away from the north and all that snow…


© ed ~ 2/21/06
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 Reviews of "Redneck Houseboat"
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
LOL...I see Rufuz has his own upper deck!...what a hoot!

Carole
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Ed,

LOLOLOLOLOL...hope they have life preservers on that...ship. :) LOVE IT! (And you and Rufuz *wOOf!!*)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Good lord! A picture is worth a thousand words!
ROFL...
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
You sure are a hoot an' a holler, Ed!
Hope all those girls bring treats for Rufuz!

Love & Light,
Joseph
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Hip stay away from the north and the snow it will take away the privilege to stink....lol!!

Hey that's a sexy boat Ed...gotta love it!!

Sighhhhhh....your motorhome will do the trick too....just think about it....more room to float when you sink!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
We actually SEE things like this in the say-outh. Humorous poem.
Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
LOL too funny I love that pic.
Reviewed by Henry Lefevre
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Hi Ed:

The snow isn't that bad -- as long as you have a warm house, and stay inside.

Hank
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
hahahaha Rufuz would go nutz;-) Amazing what people think of!

Eileen
Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
absoLuttely BEEEutiful.
my kinda home. just take a hose and wash it clean.

poem stuck, pic worth more thn words.
tx
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Gotta love it. Don't fergit ta intite all yore female cuzins, dere Bubba.
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